Iorveth's Whore
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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

teasingtwink:

"making fun of joan rivers’ death is disrespectful"

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qirlunderyou:

i loved the Applause music video

religioustwink:

"do you want the rest of my-"

me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

britneyspears:

Sometimes I do impressions…

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lovemoneybooty:

when you’re in the grocery store and your jam comes on

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